Hey Mom why didn't you tell me
Why didn't you tell me
Why didn't you teach me a thing or two
You just let me go out into this world
You never thought to share what you knew

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So I walked under a bus I got hit by a train
Keep falling in love which is kinda the same
I've sunk out at sea
Crashed my car gone insane and it felt so good
I wanna do it agian

Hey Mom why didn't you warn me
Cos about the boys is something I should have known
They'll like chocolate cake
Like cigarettes I know they're bad for me
But I just can't leave 'em alone

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I wanna do it again
Oh felt so good

Hey Mom since we're talking
What was like when you were young
Has the world changed or is it still the same
A man can kill and still be the sweetest fun

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